{"id":15727,"date":"2022-07-26T23:29:09","date_gmt":"2022-07-27T04:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/letreros-en-la-cocina\/"},"modified":"2022-07-26T23:29:09","modified_gmt":"2022-07-27T04:29:09","slug":"letreros-en-la-cocina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/letreros-en-la-cocina\/","title":{"rendered":"Letreros en la cocina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1Martha Stewart no vive aqu\u00ed!<\/p>\n<p>Toca el timbre para el servicio de mucama. Si no responde, \u00a1h\u00e1galo usted mismo!<\/p>\n<p>Yo limpio la casa cada dos d\u00edas. Hoy es el otro d\u00eda.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Preparar\u00eda la cena, pero no puedo encontrar el abrelatas!<\/p>\n<p>Mi casa estaba limpia la semana pasada; \u00a1l\u00e1stima que te lo perdiste!<\/p>\n<p>Vine, vi, decid\u00ed pedir comida para llevar.<\/p>\n<p>Si no te gustan mis est\u00e1ndares de cocina, baja tus est\u00e1ndares. <\/p>\n<p>Una cocina desordenada es una cocina feliz, y esta cocina delira.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Una dieta equilibrada es una galleta en cada mano!<\/p>\n<p>Innumerables personas han comido en esta cocina y llevado una vida normal.<br \/>(de la Lista CleanLaugh del pastor Tim)<\/p>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<div class=' the_champ_sharing_container the_champ_horizontal_sharing' data-super-socializer-href=\"https:\/\/www.preaching.com\/articles\/signs-in-the-kitchen\/\">\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_title' style=\"font-weight:bold\">Compartir esto en:<\/div>\n<div class=\"the_champ_sharing_ul\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a1Martha Stewart no vive aqu\u00ed! Toca el timbre para el servicio de mucama. Si no responde, \u00a1h\u00e1galo usted mismo! Yo limpio la casa cada dos d\u00edas. Hoy es el otro d\u00eda. \u00a1Preparar\u00eda la cena, pero no puedo encontrar el abrelatas! Mi casa estaba limpia la semana pasada; \u00a1l\u00e1stima que te lo perdiste! Vine, vi, decid\u00ed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/letreros-en-la-cocina\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continuar leyendo<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> \u00abLetreros en la cocina\u00bb<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/articulos\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}