Timber <\/b><\/p>\n
Quality<\/p>\n
\u2022 Presidential Timber – Leaps tall buildings with a single bound.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Vice-President Timber – Must take running start to leap over tall buildings.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Timber – Can leap only over short buildings or medium buildings with no spires.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Deadwood – Crashes into building when attempting to jump over them.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Toothpick – Cannot recognize buildings at all, much less jump.<\/p>\n
Initiative:<\/p>\n
\u2022 Presidential Timber – Is stronger than a locomotive.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Vice-President Timber – Is stronger than a bull elephant.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Timber – Is stronger than a bull.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Deadwood – Shoots the bull.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Toothpick – Smells like a bull.<\/p>\n
Use of Time:<\/p>\n
\u2022 Presidential Timber – Is faster than a speeding bullet.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Vice-President Timber – Is as fast as a speeding bullet.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Timber – Not quite so fast as a speeding bullet.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Deadwood – Would you believe a slow bullet.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Toothpick – Wounds self with bullets attempting to shoot gun.<\/p>\n
Communication: <\/p>\n
\u2022 Presidential Timber – Talks with God.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Vice-President Timber – Talks with angels.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Timber – Talks to himself.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Deadwood – Argues with himself.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Toothpick – Loses those arguments.<\/p>\n
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