Quote<\/b><\/p>\n
\u2022 It\u2019s a glorious feeling when that piece of paper under the windshield wiper blade turns out to be an advertising circular.<\/p>\n
Dell Official Crossword Puzzles<\/p>\n
What a Relief!<\/b><\/p>\n
\u2022 Finding out that the mess you\u2019re in is fully covered under your insurance policy<\/p>\n
\u2022 Discovering something you bought costing more than you paid for it<\/p>\n
\u2022 Finding something you thought you\u2019d lost before you go out and buy a new one.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Realizing after you\u2019ve locked the keys in the car that you forgot to close a window.<\/p>\n
Jane Goodsell, Press associates<\/p>\n
Paper Planes<\/b><\/p>\n
At the commencement exercises for Purdue University\u2019s engineering schools, graduates of each school stood en masse to be recognized by the dean of engineering. When the aeronautical-engineering students rose, they launched a swarm of paper airplanes toward the stage, where the university\u2019s president and other dignitaries were sitting. After students from all the schools had risen in turn, the president stepped up to the rostrum. Looking at the paper planes covering the stage floor, he remarked, \u201cI\u2019m very glad the agricultural-engineering graduates decided not to throw anything.\u201d<\/p>\n
May, 1990 Reader\u2019s Digest, p. 28<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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