What Is a Human Resource<\/b><\/p>\n
Ed McManus, editor of The Jokesmith newsletter, has put out a booklet of humor about folks in human resources. It\u2019s called What is a Human Resource? And in it he explains how people get assigned to particular jobs.<\/p>\n
\u2022 You leave them in a conference room for four hours.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Then, you go back to see what they\u2019re doing.<\/p>\n
\u2022 If they don\u2019t look up when you enter the room, assign them to the Security Department.<\/p>\n
\u2022 If they\u2019re counting the butts in the ashtray, put them in Finance.<\/p>\n
\u2022 If they\u2019ve taken the table apart, put them in Engineering.<\/p>\n
\u2022 If they\u2019re screaming and waving their arms, send them off to Manufacturing.<\/p>\n
\u2022 And if they\u2019ve left early, put them in Sales.<\/p>\n
Bits & Pieces, March 4, 1993, p. 10<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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