The Twenty-Third Pound<\/b><\/p>\n
My appetite is my shepherd. I Always Want. It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself. It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly. It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper. It destroyeth my shape.<\/p>\n
Yea, though I knoweth I Gaineth, I will not Stop Eating, For the Food Tasteth so Good. The Ice Cream and Cookies, they comfort me. When the table is spread for me, It Exciteth me, For I knoweth that soon I shall dig in!<\/p>\n
As I filleth my plate continuously, My clothes runneth smaller. Surely bulges and excess weight shall Follow me all the days of my life, And I will be FAT FOREVER.<\/p>\n
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It\u2019s Not What You Eat That Counts…<\/b><\/p>\n
Spring is here, and many of us are fighting to shed those five pounds we picked up over the winter. Fortunately, there is a sensible way to avoid those excess calories that wreak havoc on the battle of the bulge. Simply follow these rules, which have been passed down by calorie counters through the generations:<\/p>\n
\u2022 Anything eaten in small increments has no calories. If someone in your office brings in a box of cookies and you only nibble each time you pass by, you do not have to count those calories.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Anything eaten standing up or off someone else\u2019s plate does not count.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Gulps count, sips don\u2019t.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Whatever you purchase from a street vendor has fewer calories than the same item consumed at home.<\/p>\n
\u2022 The calories in hard candy or gum are too minuscule to bother with. Eat as much as you want.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Whatever you eat that was prepared by your child (no matter how old the child) does not have calories.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Neatness cancels calories. If you take an extra bit of cake to even off the slice, those calories do not exist. Ditto for evening off a pint of ice cream.<\/p>\n
\u2022 Anything you cook yourself has reduced calories because of the huge amount of energy you expended preparing it.<\/p>\n
Judith H. Dobrzynski in New York Times, quoted in Reader\u2019s Digest, April, 1997, p. 146<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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