A Christian who says he worships God every Sunday morning on the golf course is really worshiping golf on God\u2019s course.167<\/p>\n
An old farmer attending a Sunday-school conference commented: \u201cI find it amusing, all those papers and discussion on how to get people to come to the meetings. I have never heard a single address at a farmer\u2019s convention on how to get the cattle to come to the rack. It\u2019s simple\u2014we just use the best kind of feed.\u201d168<\/p>\n
Many believers don\u2019t see the importance of regular church attendance. Members of Northend Prince of Peace Lutheran Church in Seattle received a special announcement in the mail, listing the many things that would be done for them at church on the following \u201cno-excuse-to-stay-home Sunday.\u201d<\/p>\n
According to the pastor, cots would be available for those who say Sunday is their only day to sleep. Eye drops would be supplied for those who have red eyes from watching late Saturday-night TV shows. There would be steel helmets for those who say the roof would cave in if they ever went to church, blankets for persons who think the church is too cold, fans for those who say it is too hot, scorecards for those wishing to list all the hypocrites present, TV dinners for those who can\u2019t go to church and also cook dinner. Finally, the sanctuary would be decorated with Christmas poinsettias and Easter lilies for those who have never seen the church without them.169<\/p>\n
A certain parishioner who had previously been attending services regularly, suddenly stopped coming to church. After some weeks, the minister decided to visit the absent member. It was a chilly evening, and the minister found the man at home alone, sitting before a blazing fire. Guessing the reason for his pastor\u2019s visit, the man welcomed him, led him to a big chair by the fireplace, and waited.<\/p>\n
The minister made himself comfortable and said nothing. In grave silence, he contemplated the play of the flames around the burning logs. After some minutes, he took the fire tongs, carefully picked up a brightly burning ember and placed it to one side of the hearth. Then he sat back in his chair, still silent. The host watched all this in quiet fascination. As the lone ember\u2019s flame diminished, there was a momentary glow, but then its fire was no more and it was cold and dead. Not a word had been spoken since the initial greetings. But as the minister rose to leave, the host said, \u201cThank you so much for your visit\u2014and especially for your fiery sermon. I shall be at church next Sunday.\u201d170<\/p>\n
Dear Sir:<\/p>\n
You manufacture aspirin tablets that relieve sufferings, colds, and fevers. The mixture used in your tablets makes it possible for people to get out of bed and fight off headaches, bad nerves, and muscle spasms. I have noticed that these tablets work wonders on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and especially well on Saturday. But people who take them on Sunday seem to get no relief. They claim they cannot get rid of their aches and pains and are thus not able to attend Sunday school and church. Is it possible to put in an ingredient that will work on Sunday? Hopefully, A Concerned Pastor<\/i>171<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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