A small boy invaded the lingerie section of a large department store and shyly presented his problem to a woman clerk in the lingerie department. \u201cI want to buy a slip as a present for my mom,\u201d he said. \u201cBut, I don\u2019t know what size she wears.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIs she tall or short, fat or skinny?\u201d asked the clerk.<\/p>\n
\u201cShe\u2019s just perfect,\u201d beamed the small boy. So the clerk wrapped up a size 34 for him.<\/p>\n
Two days later, Mom came to the store by herself and changed the slip to a size 52.913<\/p>\n
A London editor submitted to Winston Churchill for his approval a list of all those who had been Churchill\u2019s teachers. Churchill returned the list with this comment: \u201cYou have omitted to mention the greatest of my teachers\u2014my mother.\u201d914<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A small boy invaded the lingerie section of a large department store and shyly presented his problem to a woman clerk in the lingerie department. \u201cI want to buy a slip as a present for my mom,\u201d he said. \u201cBut, I don\u2019t know what size she wears.\u201d \u201cIs she tall or short, fat or skinny?\u201d … Continue reading “MOTHERHOOD”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13685"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13685\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}