A little boy was saying his bedtime prayers with his mother: \u201cLord, bless Mommy and Daddy, and God, GIVE ME A NEW BICYCLE!!!\u201d<\/p>\n
Mom: \u201cGod\u2019s not deaf, son.\u201d<\/p>\n
Boy: \u201cI know, Mom, but Grandma\u2019s in the next room, and she\u2019s hard of hearing!\u201d1026<\/p>\n
A boy, age six, was invited by a friend to have dinner. When his friend\u2019s family were all seated around the table, the food was served. The young guest was puzzled and\u2014with the frankness children are so well known for\u2014asked, \u201cDon\u2019t you say any prayer before you eat?\u201d The host was embarrassed by the question and mumbled, \u201cNo, we don\u2019t take time for that.\u201d The boy was silent for a moment and then said, \u201cOh, I see, you eat like my dog does. He just starts right in, too.\u201d1027<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
A little boy was saying his bedtime prayers with his mother: \u201cLord, bless Mommy and Daddy, and God, GIVE ME A NEW BICYCLE!!!\u201d Mom: \u201cGod\u2019s not deaf, son.\u201d Boy: \u201cI know, Mom, but Grandma\u2019s in the next room, and she\u2019s hard of hearing!\u201d1026 A boy, age six, was invited by a friend to have dinner. … Continue reading “PRAYER, HUMOROUS”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}