Rabbits<\/b><\/p>\n
Do you know what you get when there are thirty rabbits in a row marching backwards?<\/p>\n
You have a receding hairline.<\/p>\n
The Bell, the Clapper, and the Cord: Wit and Witticism, (Baltimore: National Federation of the Blind, 1994), p. 19<\/p>\n
Lock of Hair<\/b><\/p>\n
One member of the bridge club was wearing a gold locket on a chain around her neck.<\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s lovely\u201d someone said.<\/p>\n
Another player said. \u201cDo you keep a memento in it?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA lock of my husband\u2019s hair,\u201d replied the first woman.<\/p>\n
\u201cOh. But your husband is still alive.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes,\u201d said the first, \u201cbut his hair is gone.\u201d<\/p>\n
Ohio Motorist<\/p>\n
One Liners<\/b><\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t regard it as losing hair. Think of it as gaining face.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThe good man always comes out on top.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cAt least it\u2019s neat.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cGod only made so many perfect heads, the rest he covered with hair.\u201d<\/p>\n
Source unknown<\/p>\n
Better Bald<\/b><\/p>\n
Better a bald head than none at all. – Austin O\u2019Malley<\/p>\n
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