How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples:<\/p>\n
“My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.”<\/p>\n
“Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.”<\/p>\n
“Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.”<\/p>\n
“Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet.”<\/p>\n
“I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse.”<\/p>\n
“I am a rabid typist.”<\/p>\n
“Created a new market for pigs by processing, advertising and selling a gourmet pig mail order service on the side.”<\/p>\n
“Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business.”<\/p>\n
“Proven ability to track down and correct erors.”<\/p>\n
“Personal interests: Donating blood. 15 gallons so far.”<\/p>\n
“I have become completely paranoid, trusting completely nothing and absolutely no one.”<\/p>\n
“References: None, I’ve left a path of destruction behind me.”<\/p>\n
“Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer.”<\/p>\n
“Don’t take the comments of my former employer too seriously, they were unappreciative beggars and slave drivers.”<\/p>\n
“My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I possess no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage.”<\/p>\n
“I procrastinate — especially when the task is unpleasant.”<\/p>\n
“I am loyal to my employer at all costs. . . Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voicemail.”<\/p>\n
“Qualifications: No education or experience.”<\/p>\n
“Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets.”<\/p>\n
“Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department.”<\/p>\n
“Extensive background in accounting. I can also stand on my head!”<\/p>\n
Cover letter: “Thank you for your consideration. Hope to hear from you shorty!”<\/p>\n
How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples: “My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable.” “Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting.” “Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain … Continue reading “Resume blunders”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}