{"id":33425,"date":"2022-09-10T20:48:29","date_gmt":"2022-09-11T01:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/helpful-signs\/"},"modified":"2022-09-10T20:48:29","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T01:48:29","slug":"helpful-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/helpful-signs\/","title":{"rendered":"Helpful signs"},"content":{"rendered":"

In an office:<\/p>\n

TOILET OUT OF ORDER……. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW<\/p>\n

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In a Laundromat:<\/p>\n

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT<\/p>\n

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In a London department store:<\/p>\n

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS<\/p>\n

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In an office:<\/p>\n

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN<\/p>\n

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In an office:<\/p>\n

AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD<\/p>\n

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Outside a second-hand shop:<\/p>\n

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING – BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?<\/p>\n

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Notice in health food shop window:<\/p>\n

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS<\/p>\n

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Spotted in a safari park:<\/p>\n

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR<\/p>\n

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Seen during a conference:<\/p>\n

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR<\/p>\n

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Notice on the gate of a farmer’s field:<\/p>\n

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.<\/p>\n

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On a repair shop door:<\/p>\n

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL DOESN’T WORK).<\/p>\n

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In an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER……. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW   In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT   In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS   In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR … Continue reading “Helpful signs”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}