{"id":33696,"date":"2022-09-10T20:59:05","date_gmt":"2022-09-11T01:59:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/one-liners\/"},"modified":"2022-09-10T20:59:05","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T01:59:05","slug":"one-liners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/one-liners\/","title":{"rendered":"One-Liners"},"content":{"rendered":"

I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up real fast.<\/p>\n

I live in my own little world, but it's OK…they know me here.<\/p>\n

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.<\/p>\n

I love being married. It's great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.<\/p>\n

Every time I walk into a singles bar, I can hear Mom's wise words: “Don't pick that up; you don't know where it's been!"<\/p>\n

I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I had any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!<\/p>\n

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.<\/p>\n

Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school but they can in prison?<\/p>\n

If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started with something called labor!<\/p>\n

Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.<\/p>\n

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I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up real fast. I live in my own little world, but it's OK…they know me here. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected. I love being married. It's great to find that one special person you want … Continue reading “One-Liners”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33696\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}