These are actual comments made by police officers taken from their car videos:<\/p>\n
“You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.”<\/p>\n
“Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.”<\/p>\n
“If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”<\/p>\n
“If you run, you'll only go to jail tired.”<\/p>\n
“Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you.”<\/p>\n
“Warning! You want a warning? OK, I'm warning you not to do that again, or I'll give you another ticket.”<\/p>\n
“The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk…Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?”<\/p>\n
“Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”<\/p>\n
“You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.” (from Mikey’s Funnies)<\/p>\n
These are actual comments made by police officers taken from their car videos: “You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through.” “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while.” “If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your … Continue reading “From the Men in Blue”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33725\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}