{"id":33736,"date":"2022-09-10T21:00:39","date_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/new-years-resolutions-from-erma-bombeck\/"},"modified":"2022-09-10T21:00:39","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:00:39","slug":"new-years-resolutions-from-erma-bombeck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/new-years-resolutions-from-erma-bombeck\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year&#8217;s Resolutions from Erma Bombeck"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>The late Erma Bombeck made these New Year&#8217;s resolutions:&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>1. I&#8217;m going to clean this dump just as soon as the kids grow up.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>2. I will go to no doctor whose office plants have died.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>3. I&#8217;m going to follow my husband&#8217;s suggestion to put a little excitement into my life by living within our budget.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>4. I&#8217;m going to apply for a hardship scholarship to Weight Watchers.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>5. I will never loan my car to anyone I have given birth to.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div>6. And just like last year&#8230;I am going to remember that my children need love the most when they deserve it the least.&nbsp;<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_container the_champ_horizontal_sharing' data-super-socializer-href=\"https:\/\/www.preaching.com\/articles\/new-years-resolutions-from-erma-bombeck\/\">\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_title' style=\"font-weight:bold\">Share This On:<\/div>\n<div class=\"the_champ_sharing_ul\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The late Erma Bombeck made these New Year&#8217;s resolutions:&nbsp; 1. I&#8217;m going to clean this dump just as soon as the kids grow up.&nbsp; 2. I will go to no doctor whose office plants have died.&nbsp; 3. I&#8217;m going to follow my husband&#8217;s suggestion to put a little excitement into my life by living within &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/new-years-resolutions-from-erma-bombeck\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;New Year&#8217;s Resolutions from Erma Bombeck&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33736"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33736\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}