{"id":33762,"date":"2022-09-10T21:01:41","date_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/bumper-stickers-for-women\/"},"modified":"2022-09-10T21:01:41","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:01:41","slug":"bumper-stickers-for-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/bumper-stickers-for-women\/","title":{"rendered":"Bumper Stickers for Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>A female reader offers these suggestions:<br \/> &#8226; Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.<br \/> &#8226; Don&#8217;t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.<br \/> &#8226; If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.<br \/> &#8226; Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.<br \/> &#8226; Guys have feelings too. But like, who cares?<br \/> &#8226; Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it.<br \/> &#8226; Of course I don&#8217;t look busy. I did it right the first time.<br \/> &#8226; Do not start with me. You will not win.<br \/> &#8226; You have the right to remain silent, so please shut up.<br \/> &#8226; I&#8217;m one of those bad things that happen to good people.<br \/> &#8226; Sorry if I looked interested. I&#8217;m not.<br \/> &#8226; Don&#8217;t upset me! I&#8217;m running out of places to hide the bodies.<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_container the_champ_horizontal_sharing' data-super-socializer-href=\"https:\/\/www.preaching.com\/articles\/bumper-stickers-for-women\/\">\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_title' style=\"font-weight:bold\">Share This On:<\/div>\n<div class=\"the_champ_sharing_ul\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A female reader offers these suggestions: &#8226; Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich. &#8226; Don&#8217;t treat me any differently than you would the Queen. &#8226; If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. &#8226; Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off. &#8226; Guys have feelings too. But like, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/bumper-stickers-for-women\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Bumper Stickers for Women&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}