{"id":33765,"date":"2022-09-10T21:01:47","date_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/and-finally-congratulations-sir-on-your-pregnancy\/"},"modified":"2022-09-10T21:01:47","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:01:47","slug":"and-finally-congratulations-sir-on-your-pregnancy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/and-finally-congratulations-sir-on-your-pregnancy\/","title":{"rendered":"And Finally: Congratulations, Sir, on Your Pregnancy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>An Egyptian bus driver thought he had come up with a foolproof way to avoid detection when taking a required drug test&#8212;until he found out he was pregnant.<\/p>\n<p>According to a Nov. 6, 2014, UPI story, the driver tried to fool a drug test by using his wife&#8217;s sample. Officials knew something was awry when the sample detected a pregnancy. They asked the man to verify it was his own sample, and he said it was. That&#8217;s when he was told, &#8220;Congratulations, you&#8217;re pregnant.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The driver then admitted it was his wife&#8217;s sample. He had not been aware until then that she was two months pregnant.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_container the_champ_horizontal_sharing' data-super-socializer-href=\"https:\/\/www.preaching.com\/articles\/and-finally-congratulations-sir-on-your-pregnancy\/\">\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_title' style=\"font-weight:bold\">Share This On:<\/div>\n<div class=\"the_champ_sharing_ul\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Egyptian bus driver thought he had come up with a foolproof way to avoid detection when taking a required drug test&#8212;until he found out he was pregnant. According to a Nov. 6, 2014, UPI story, the driver tried to fool a drug test by using his wife&#8217;s sample. Officials knew something was awry when &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/and-finally-congratulations-sir-on-your-pregnancy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;And Finally: Congratulations, Sir, on Your Pregnancy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33765"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33765\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}