* People wonder about when Jesus fed the 5,000 whether the two fish were bass or catfish.<\/p>\n
* People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.<\/p>\n
* The preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,” and five guys stand up.<\/p>\n
* Opening day of hunting season is recognized as an official church holiday.<\/p>\n
* A member of the church requests to be buried in his 4-wheel-drive truck because: “It ain’t never been in a hole it couldn’t get out of!”<\/p>\n
* Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.<\/p>\n
* The choir group is known as the “O.K. Chorale.”<\/p>\n
* Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.<\/p>\n
* There is no such thing as a secret sin.<\/p>\n
* Baptism is referred to as branding.<\/p>\n
* There’s a special fundraiser for a new septic tank.<\/p>\n
* Finding and returning lost sheep isn’t just a parable.<\/p>\n
* High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling.<\/p>\n
* The final words of the benediction are, “Ya’ll come back now, ya hear.”
(from Mikey’s Funnies)<\/p>\n
* People wonder about when Jesus fed the 5,000 whether the two fish were bass or catfish. * People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. * The preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering,” and five guys stand up. * Opening day of hunting season is recognized … Continue reading “You Know You’re in a Small Country Church When”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33826","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33826","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33826"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33826\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33826"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33826"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33826"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}