If it weren’t for stress I’d have no energy at all.<\/p>\n
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.<\/p>\n
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some, like me, just don’t have any film.<\/p>\n
I always know God won’t give me more than I can handle, but there are times I wish He didn’t trust me quite so much.<\/p>\n
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.<\/p>\n
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.<\/p>\n
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.<\/p>\n
Some days are a total waste of makeup.<\/p>\n
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.<\/p>\n
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.<\/p>\n
If it weren’t for stress I’d have no energy at all. Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some, like me, just don’t have any film. I always know God won’t give me more than I can handle, but there are times I wish He didn’t trust me … Continue reading “Humor: Quick Truths”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33843","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33843","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33843"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33843\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33843"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33843"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33843"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}