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* Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.<\/p>\n

* A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”<\/p>\n

* Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.<\/p>\n

* Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”<\/p>\n

* An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.<\/p>\n

* I tried to buy some camouflage pants the other day but couldn’t find any. <\/p>\n

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* Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. * A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.” * Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted. * Two cannibals are … Continue reading “Having Pun”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33857","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33857","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33857"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33857\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33857"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33857"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33857"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}