1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.<\/p>\n
2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.<\/p>\n
3. I will get dressed before noon.<\/p>\n
4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.<\/p>\n
5. I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family who are Internet-deprived.<\/p>\n
6. I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.<\/p>\n
7. I will read a book…if I still remember how.<\/p>\n
8. I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.<\/p>\n
9. I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.<\/p>\n
10. I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, regardless of whether it is necessary.<\/p>\n
11. I will remember my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.<\/p>\n
12. Last, but not least, I will remember I must go to bed sometime…and the Internet will be there tomorrow!
(from The Daily Dilly)<\/p>\n
1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet. 2. I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing. 3. I will get dressed before noon. 4. I will make an attempt to clean the house, … Continue reading “12-Step Internet Recovery Program”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}