{"id":33883,"date":"2022-09-10T21:06:33","date_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/signs-in-the-kitchen\/"},"modified":"2022-09-10T21:06:33","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:06:33","slug":"signs-in-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/signs-in-the-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs in the Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Martha Stewart doesn&#8217;t live here!<\/p>\n<p>Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself!<\/p>\n<p>I clean house every other day. Today is the other day.<\/p>\n<p>I would cook dinner, but I can&#8217;t find the can opener!<\/p>\n<p>My house was clean last week; too bad you missed it!<\/p>\n<p>I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t like my standards of cooking, lower your standards.<\/p>\n<p>A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen, and this kitchen is delirious.<\/p>\n<p>A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand!<\/p>\n<p>Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.<br \/>(from Pastor Tim&#8217;s CleanLaugh List)<\/p>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_container the_champ_horizontal_sharing' data-super-socializer-href=\"https:\/\/www.preaching.com\/articles\/signs-in-the-kitchen\/\">\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_title' style=\"font-weight:bold\">Share This On:<\/div>\n<div class=\"the_champ_sharing_ul\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Martha Stewart doesn&#8217;t live here! Ring bell for maid service. If no answer, do it yourself! I clean house every other day. Today is the other day. I would cook dinner, but I can&#8217;t find the can opener! My house was clean last week; too bad you missed it! I came, I saw, I decided &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/signs-in-the-kitchen\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Signs in the Kitchen&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}