{"id":33901,"date":"2022-09-10T21:07:14","date_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/t-shirt-wisdom-for-all\/"},"modified":"2022-09-10T21:07:14","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:07:14","slug":"t-shirt-wisdom-for-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/t-shirt-wisdom-for-all\/","title":{"rendered":"T-Shirt Wisdom for All"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One <em>Washington Post<\/em> columnist writes a column each summer with a selection of slogans from T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Md., beach. Here are some favorites:<\/p>\n<p>I childproofed my house, but they still get in.<\/p>\n<p>(On the front) 70 is not old&#8230;(On the back) if you&#8217;re a tree.<\/p>\n<p>My reality check just bounced.<\/p>\n<p>Life is short. Make fun of it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not 50. I&#8217;m $49.95, plus tax.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s my cat&#8217;s world. I&#8217;m just here to open cans.<\/p>\n<p>Keep staring&#8212;I may do a trick.<\/p>\n<p>My mind works like lightning: one brilliant flash and it&#8217;s gone.<\/p>\n<p>Live your life so that when you die, the preacher won&#8217;t have to lie at your funeral.<\/p>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_container the_champ_horizontal_sharing' data-super-socializer-href=\"https:\/\/www.preaching.com\/articles\/t-shirt-wisdom-for-all\/\">\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_title' style=\"font-weight:bold\">Share This On:<\/div>\n<div class=\"the_champ_sharing_ul\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One Washington Post columnist writes a column each summer with a selection of slogans from T-shirts observed at the Ocean City, Md., beach. Here are some favorites: I childproofed my house, but they still get in. (On the front) 70 is not old&#8230;(On the back) if you&#8217;re a tree. My reality check just bounced. Life &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/t-shirt-wisdom-for-all\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;T-Shirt Wisdom for All&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}