{"id":33908,"date":"2022-09-10T21:07:32","date_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:07:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/answers-from-young-scientists\/"},"modified":"2022-09-10T21:07:32","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:07:32","slug":"answers-from-young-scientists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/answers-from-young-scientists\/","title":{"rendered":"Answers from Young Scientists"},"content":{"rendered":"

Here are some responses to questions on fifth and sixth grade science tests:<\/p>\n

~There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered.<\/p>\n

~Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don’t, why you should.<\/p>\n

~Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they’re there.<\/p>\n

~The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.<\/p>\n

~Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.<\/p>\n

~Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas.<\/p>\n

~Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.<\/p>\n

~A monsoon is a French gentleman.<\/p>\n

~The word trousers<\/em> is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.<\/p>\n

~To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.<\/p>\n

~When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting. When people do it, we say they are crazy.<\/p>\n

~For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.<\/p>\n

~Thunder is a rich source of loudness.<\/p>\n

~One main cause of dust is janitors. (Pastor Tim’s Clean Laugh List)<\/p>\n

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Here are some responses to questions on fifth and sixth grade science tests: ~There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered. ~Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don’t, why you should. ~Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know … Continue reading “Answers from Young Scientists”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33908","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33908","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33908"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33908\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33908"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33908"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33908"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}