{"id":33926,"date":"2022-09-10T21:08:14","date_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/10-reasons-why-men-should-join-the-choir\/"},"modified":"2022-09-10T21:08:14","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:08:14","slug":"10-reasons-why-men-should-join-the-choir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/10-reasons-why-men-should-join-the-choir\/","title":{"rendered":"10 Reasons Why Men Should Join the Choir"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night, which means that for those few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendonitis from nonstop use of a TV remote control or computer mouse.<\/p>\n<p>9. Because you wear a choir robe every Sunday, you are liberated from a task many men find quite challenging: finding clothes that match properly.<\/p>\n<p>8. From your special vantage point every Sunday, in which you look out at the entire congregation from the choir loft, you will develop interesting new hobbies. Among these is a little guessing game called &#8220;Who&#8217;s Praying, Who&#8217;s Sleeping?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>7. On the other hand, sitting in full view of many people on a weekly basis makes it much less likely that you yourself will give in to a chronic lack of sleep&#8230;although it has been known to happen.<\/p>\n<p>6. If you think your singing in the shower sounds good now, just wait till you&#8217;ve been singing with us for a few weeks.<\/p>\n<p>5. Singing in a choir is one of the few activities for men that does not require electronic equipment or expensive power tools. This could be good for the family budget.<\/p>\n<p>4. For the fitness buffs, singing in the choir is not only heart healthy but soul healthy. There are no monthly membership fees, and it&#8217;s a lot easier on the knees than jogging.<\/p>\n<p>3. If you think you&#8217;ve done everything there is to do, and there are no great challenges left in life, try singing with us and staying on pitch, guys.<\/p>\n<p>2. Choir rehearsal lasts half as long as a professional football game, but is at least twice as satisfying. (Don&#8217;t worry, though, the rehearsals are on Wednesday, not Monday nights.)<\/p>\n<p>1. When people ask if you&#8217;ve been behaving yourself, you can say with the utmost sincerity, &#8220;Hey, I&#8217;m a choir boy.&#8221; (from Pastor Tim&#8217;s CleanLaugh list)<\/p>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_container the_champ_horizontal_sharing' data-super-socializer-href=\"https:\/\/www.preaching.com\/articles\/10-reasons-why-men-should-join-the-choir\/\">\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_title' style=\"font-weight:bold\">Share This On:<\/div>\n<div class=\"the_champ_sharing_ul\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. Rehearsals are every Wednesday night, which means that for those few hours, you will significantly reduce your risk of contracting tendonitis from nonstop use of a TV remote control or computer mouse. 9. Because you wear a choir robe every Sunday, you are liberated from a task many men find quite challenging: finding clothes &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/10-reasons-why-men-should-join-the-choir\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;10 Reasons Why Men Should Join the Choir&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}