{"id":33966,"date":"2022-09-10T21:09:46","date_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:09:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/calling-in-sick\/"},"modified":"2022-09-10T21:09:46","modified_gmt":"2022-09-11T02:09:46","slug":"calling-in-sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/calling-in-sick\/","title":{"rendered":"Calling in Sick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>CareerBuilder.com&nbsp;recently took a look at employees who call in sick with bogus excuses. Thirty-two percent of workers said they called in sick when they felt well at least once during the last year, down from 43 percent in the 2005 survey&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The most popular motivator for missing work: good, old-fashioned R&amp;R. Almost half of workers said they needed to relax, while 24 percent wanted to catch up on sleep. Other top reasons included running personal errands (20%), doctor&#8217;s appointments (17%), plans with family and friends (16%) and housework (16%).<\/p>\n<p>Forty-one percent of hiring managers said they have received unusual or suspicious sick-day alibis. When asked to share the most unusual excuses workers gave for missing work, hiring managers revealed some of their favorite alibis:<\/p>\n<p>1. Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law.<br \/>2. A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and kept charging the employee every time she tried to go to her car from her house.<br \/>3. Employee was feeling all the symptoms of his expecting wife.<br \/>4. Employee called from his cell phone, saying he was accidentally locked in a restroom stall and that no one was around to let him out.<br \/>5. Employee broke his leg snowboarding off his roof while drunk.<br \/>6. Employee&#8217;s wife said he couldn&#8217;t come into work because he had a lot of chores to do around the house.<br \/>7. One of the walls in the employee&#8217;s home fell off the night before.<br \/>8. Employee&#8217;s mother was in jail.<br \/>9. A skunk got into the employee&#8217;s house and sprayed all of his uniforms.<br \/>10. Employee had a bad case of hiccups.<br \/>11. Employee blew his nose so hard, his back went out.<br \/>12. Employee&#8217;s horses got loose and were running down the highway.<br \/>13. Employee was hit by a bus while walking.<br \/>14. Employee&#8217;s dog swallowed her bus pass.<br \/>15. Employee was sad.<br \/>(from MSN Careers website)<\/p>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_container the_champ_horizontal_sharing' data-super-socializer-href=\"https:\/\/www.preaching.com\/articles\/calling-in-sick\/\">\n<div class='the_champ_sharing_title' style=\"font-weight:bold\">Share This On:<\/div>\n<div class=\"the_champ_sharing_ul\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div style='clear:both'><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CareerBuilder.com&nbsp;recently took a look at employees who call in sick with bogus excuses. Thirty-two percent of workers said they called in sick when they felt well at least once during the last year, down from 43 percent in the 2005 survey&#8230; The most popular motivator for missing work: good, old-fashioned R&amp;R. Almost half of workers &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/calling-in-sick\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Calling in Sick&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33966","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33966\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}