It’s not just church bulletins that contain those pesky typos. Here are some bloopers that appeared in the classified ads of local newspapers:<\/p>\n
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.<\/p>\n
Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.<\/p>\n
For Sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.<\/p>\n
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.<\/p>\n
For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.<\/p>\n
Great Dames for sale.<\/p>\n
Dog for Sale: eats anything and is fond of children.<\/p>\n
Stock up and save. Limit: one.<\/p>\n
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!<\/p>\n
Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.<\/p>\n
Our experienced mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included.<\/p>\n
Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.<\/p>\n
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere else again.<\/p>\n
Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.<\/p>\n
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.<\/p>\n
Mother’s helper: peasant working conditions.<\/p>\n
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.<\/p>\n
And now, the Superstore: unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience<\/p>\n
It’s not just church bulletins that contain those pesky typos. Here are some bloopers that appeared in the classified ads of local newspapers: Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. Dinner Special: Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. For Sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs … Continue reading “Classified Bloopers, Not Just for Church Bullentins Anymore”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33979","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33979","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33979"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33979\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33979"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33979"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33979"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}