{"id":4971,"date":"2016-08-16T03:11:08","date_gmt":"2016-08-16T08:11:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/courtship\/"},"modified":"2016-08-16T03:11:08","modified_gmt":"2016-08-16T08:11:08","slug":"courtship","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/courtship\/","title":{"rendered":"COURTSHIP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><i>They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all. <\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'><i>\u2014Luke 17:27<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>881<\/b><b> Longest Engagement<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Guinness\u2019 <i>Records<\/i> say that history\u2019s longest engagement lasted 67 years between Octavio Guillena and Adriana Martinez. They were finally married in June, 1969, in Mexico City. Both were 82 years old. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>882<\/b><b> When A Fellow Kisses<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>During a WOR broadcast, Dr. Carlton Fredericks was asked to explain the relationship between nutrition and kissing, and he told it\u2014in full! <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cWhen a fellow kisses a girl,\u201d said Dr. Fredericks, \u201cthe adrenosympathetic system calls on the liver for glycogen for energy. This in turn forces the release of insulin, vitamin B-1, and phosphorus to burn the sugar. In his brain, if he is doing any thinking, which is problematical, there is an exchange of starch, phosphorus, and thiamine between the thalamic and the cortical brain. As the pulse and respiration rates rise, there is increased exchange of oxygen on the intracellular level, which would mean increased consumption of thiamine and phosphorus.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'>\u2014New York <i>Herald Tribune<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>883<\/b><b> Legal Value Of Kiss: $275,000<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>DETROIT, Michigan (UPI)\u2014Clare Tomie told a Wayne county circuit court jury she doesn\u2019t feel a thing when she kisses her husband, and the jury decided the lack of sensation was worth $275,000. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Mrs. Tomie, who was awarded $260,000 said a dental operation left her lower lip and lower jaw permanently numb and had caused a strain in her relationship with her husband. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The jury of four women and two men also awarded her husband $15,000. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>In the operation, Mrs. Tomie said, a part of a drill broke and imbedded in her jaw. Later, an X-ray disclosed a bit of metal in her jaw. It was removed, she said, but the numbness remained. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The couple sued a Detroit oral surgeons group, which said it would seek a new trial. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>884<\/b><b> For A Year\u2014A Dead Duck! <\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>A Wisconsin clergyman usually has a premarriage conference with couples planning a wedding, and one of the questions he asks is how long they have known each other. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cNine times out of ten,\u201d says the minister, \u201cthe groom will answer, \u2019Two or three years, \u2019 while the bride will say, \u2019Three or four years. \u2019 In other words, she has had her eye on him, and he has been a dead duck for a year before he knew anything about it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'>\u2014Milwaukee <i>Journal<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>885<\/b><b> Waiting 42 Years<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>For forty-two years every week, David Thomas slipped a love letter under the door of his neighbor, Rachel Jones. Each letter attempted to mend the lover\u2019s quarrel that parted them when both were 32. Rachel Jones burned each letter and refused even to speak to her suitor. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>When David finally summoned courage to knock on her door and proposed, she accepted. Both were 74 years old when marriage finally came. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>886<\/b><b> He Waited 48 Years<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>This time Madge Coomber\u2019s 89-year-old father gave his permission, and so Madge and Len Patching were married\u201448 years after Len was first rejected and went off to live in Australia. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cMadge was the only girl I ever loved,\u201d said the groom. \u201cI never married. I always knew that one day I would come back and find her.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Last summer after retiring as a technical college instructor in New South Wales, he flew back to Britain to search for the woman he last knew as a childhood sweetheart of 17. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>He located her, now a widow, with the help of a local radio station. Within weeks they were engaged. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>887<\/b><b> \u201cLove\u201d Can\u2019t Be Returned<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Boise, Idaho (AP)\u2014Jack A. Hall had a short answer to why he spent $850 for a full-page advertisement for a birthday card for his girlfriend. \u201cLove,\u201d he said. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Hall, 38, bought the ad in the Sunday <i>Idaho Statesman<\/i> for Bette Barber\u2019s 21st birthday. He said the ad cost $714 and the photo work to spread Miss Barber\u2019s picture across the page brought it to $850. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>He said he thought of the ad when Miss Barber told him she didn\u2019t want him to spend any money on a gift. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cThere\u2019s nothing tangible here,\u201d Hall said. \u201cShe can\u2019t return it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>888<\/b><b> Rich But Timid Bachelors<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Bilbao, Northern Spain\u2014A hundred bachelors from the village of Ceberio, near here, are looking for wives and have offered a week\u2019s holiday to anyone introducing them to suitable girls. The newspaper, <i>El Pueblo Vasco,<\/i> reported that the oldest among them is only 35 and that the majority are rich landowners. According to the newspaper the reason for their continuing bachelorhood is the natural timidity of the men of the region and the reluctance of girls of the area to settle down in Ceberio to which the bachelors are deeply attached. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>889<\/b><b> Prison Terms For Love<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Fidenza, Sicily (Reuter)\u2014Stefano Cambria loves Maria Barbieri very much, and Saturday, he went back to prison for the 11th time to prove it. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The problem is that Maria, a 25-year-old school teacher, doesn\u2019t much like her persistent suitor\u2014and each time he annoys her, she calls the police. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Cambria, 26, left only a week ago after serving the latest of a string of three-month sentences for molesting Signorina Barbieri. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>He went straight round to her school, telephoned her and Saturday morning tried to batter down the door of her home. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>She phoned the police. They took him to prison, for the 11th time since they first met on holiday three years ago. He was charged with trespassing. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>890<\/b><b> False Alarms In Love\u2019s Name<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Rene Jobin was deeply in love but the girl\u2019s parents would not even allow her to see him. While pacing the front of her house, he noticed a fire alarm strategically located beside the building. He had a flaming idea. He thought that if he pulled the alarm, the fire engines would come thundering, and in the commotion the people in the house would all rush out. He would have a chance to sneak off with her even for a few minutes. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>It worked. While pa and ma joined the firemen frantically looking for the fire, Rene and the girl had a blissful few minutes, vowing eternal devotion. It worked again the next time. In fact, it worked eight times. The Montreal Fire Department was driven crazy. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The ninth time was different! The officials had set a watch and Rene was caught. The lovelorn girl is hoping that by the time he got out, he wouldn\u2019t be too old to marry her. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>891<\/b><b> Six Ambulances For Her<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>This happened in Manhattan. The young lady was obviously not interested in her persistent suitor. But he kept on pressing the matter. When telephone calls to her were rebuffed with \u201cShe\u2019s out,\u201d he tried something unique. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>He had ambulances call at her house. One ambulance skidded to her door and the intern explained he was called to remove a young lady suffering from spinal injury. (He had a sense of humor! ). A second ambulance arrived for her. This time it was for fractured skull. A total of six ambulances showed up each attributing to her a supposed injury which he intended to symbolize what she had. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The lady decided this was one ambulance too many and called the cops. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>892<\/b><b> Hymnal Proposal<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>At the celebration of their 50th-wedding anniversary, Mr. and Mrs. Earl Calhoun of Tulsa told how he proposed and she accepted. They were attending a church service in Deepwater, Mo., when Mr. Calhoun flipped through the hymnbook and pointed out the words \u201cEvery Day I Need Thee More.\u201d Mrs. Calhoun took the hymnal, turned a few pages and showed him her answer: \u201cTake Me as I am.\u201d He did. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'><i>\u2014Associated Press<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>893<\/b><b> Victor Hugo\u2019s Novel<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The parents of the girl Victor Hugo was courting disapproved strongly of his company. They went so far as to stop his mail. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>But Victor Hugo did not give up. He began a novel, whose plot was the situation between Victor Hugo, his girl, and her parents. Naturally, they bought and read the novel. From then on he was permitted to see her. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'><i>\u2014Tone<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>894<\/b><b> Vera Hruba\u2019s Marriage Proposals<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>A young lady entered the United States, and there were $20,000 and 3,000 proposals of marriage waiting for her. A case of American hospitality:<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The lucky girl was Vera Hruba. She came to the United States on some figure skating exhibitions when her permit to remain in the country expired. She would have to return to Nazi-dominated Czechoslovakia, unless she got married to an American. In the publicity, she described herself as \u201ca romantic, homeloving girl.\u201d This in addition to her blond, good looks, would have given her no difficulty getting a husband. And she was resigned to it, when an avalanche of 3,000 proposals came to her. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Meanwhile, she was told that she could go to Canada and then return to the USA under the Czechoslovakian immigration quota. This she did. On returning to the States, the proposals were waiting for her, plus a legacy of twenty thousand dollars from an unknown Mrs. Nan Foley. Lucky girl. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>895<\/b><b> Solomon As Better Judge<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>When William Jennings Bryan went to call on the father of his prospective wife and seek the hand of his daughter in marriage, knowing the strong religious feeling of the father, he thought to strengthen his case by a quotation from the Bible, and quoted the proverb of Solomon: \u201cWhoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing\u201d (Prov. 18:22). <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>But to his surprise the father replied with a citation from Paul to the effect that he that marrieth doeth well, but he that marrieth not doeth better. The young suitor was for a moment confounded. Then with a happy inspiration he replied that Paul had no wife and Solomon had seven hundred, and Solomon, therefore, ought to be the better judge as to marriage. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'>\u2014C. E. Macartney<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>896<\/b><b> Edison Puts Telegraphy To Use<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>As a boy, Thomas Edison learned telegraphy. Later, after he had become a successful inventor, he used his ability at the telegraph key to send a proposal of marriage to his sweetheart, Mina Miller. Edison\u2019s first wife died when he was thirty-seven. Later, he met Mina, a young and lovely lady. Edison taught Mina the Morse code, and after he had learned it, he tested her with a message tapped out with a coin. Mina decoded the \u201cmessage,\u201d which was really a marriage proposal, and tapped out her acceptance. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Not the most romantic proposal in history, but certainly as effective as any on record. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>897<\/b><b> Out Of The Clouds<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>One of the most unusual meetings that later blossomed into romance was that experienced by Lauritz Melchoir, the great Wagnerian tenor. When he was a young man studying music, he was one day sitting in the garden of his boarding school in Munich, practicing a certain passage. He sang out one of the lines, \u201cCome to me, my love, on the wings of light.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Scarcely had the words been sung, when a young lady literally dropped out of the sky and landed at his feet. The young lady was Maria Hacker, a Bavarian actress who had been doing a stunt for a movie thriller. A part of her act was to parachute from a plane. The winds had changed and she landed in the garden of this music school. Yes, Lauritz and Maria were later married. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>898<\/b><b> She Smiled! <\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The movie millionaire, Nicholas Schenck, was boarding the yacht of Tom Meighan, when he noticed a slip of a girl standing near the edge of the dock. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cFor some inexplicable reason,\u201d Schenck later recalled, \u201cI had an uncontrollable impulse to push her into the water. To my horror\u2014I did. I had no idea if she could swim. I expected an infuriated young woman. Instead, she came to the surface, blinked the water out of her eyes and smiled a brilliant smile. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cI said to myself, \u201cthat\u2019s the girl I\u2019m going to marry!\u201d\u201d and he did. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>899<\/b><b> To Feel Loss Of Million Dollars<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Representative Joseph W. Martin, Jr., Republican House leader, is often twitted by his colleagues about being a bachelor. Representative Clarence Brown likes to say that in his youth Martin narrowly missed being married and being a millionaire to boot. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>According to Brown\u2019s fanciful tale, Martin paid court to a young lady who confided she had a million dollars. Brown said the following passage ensued:<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cWill you marry me?\u201d Martin asked the girl. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cNo,\u201d she said. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cI thought so.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cThen why did you ask?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cJust to see what it feels like to lose a million dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'>\u2014Walter Trohan<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>900<\/b><b> Girls Want Sense Of Humor<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>A computer test based on thousands of returned questionnaires showed that 65 percent of the women found a sense of humor the most important quality in a man. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The runner-up qualities were: regarding the woman as an equal (55 percent), and loving children (34 percent). <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Good looks were at the bottom of the list with only 4 percent. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>901<\/b><b> Woman Could Wait<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>In Rheims an innkeeper opened a bottle of champagne from his wine cellar and found this note in the packing: \u201cWill the person who drinks this champagne and finds my photo here please write to me? I am 17 and looking for a husband.\u201d The innkeeper wrote and received this reply: \u201cAlas! Your champagne was bottled in 1956. Wine can wait and age ten years in confidence, but a woman cannot.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'><i>\u2014NANA-WNS<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>902<\/b><b> Vase Cracked At Proposal<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>When Jan and Hendrika Smit of Rotterdam, Holland, celebrated their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They had their children, their grandchildrens and their great-grandchildren home for the occasion. But on the banquet table they had placed a cracked vase as the chief ornament. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Here\u2019s Hendrika\u2019s explanation of that vase: \u201cWhen Jan proposed to me, the vase was on the table in front of the sofa on which we were sitting. I answered in the affirmative in what I thought was modest tone, but it caused the vase to crack right through. It hasn\u2019t been able to hold water ever since.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'><i>\u2014Prairie Overcomer <\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>903<\/b><b> A Dozen Times \u201cYes\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>He had but recently met an elderly maiden lady while in the country, and on his return home he wrote asking her to marry him, and requesting an answer by telegraph. On receiving the letter the lady rushed to the telegraph office. \u201cHow much does it cost now to send a telegram?\u201d she demanded. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cNinepence for twelve words,\u201d answered the clerk, and this was the telegram her suitor received. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cYes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'>\u2014Selected<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>904<\/b><b> \u201cIf It Doesn\u2019t Rain\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The young man poured out his heart\u2019s devotion on paper as he wrote to the girl of his dreams:\u201cDarling: <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>I would climb the highest mountain, swim the widest stream, cross the burning desert, die at the stake for you. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>P. S. I will see you on Saturday\u2014if it doesn t rain.\u201d <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>905<\/b><b> \u201cHe\u2019s Gettin\u2019 Thar\u201d<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Hiram had walked four miles over the Great Smokies to call on his lady fair. For a time they sat silent on a bench by the side of her log cabin, but soon the moon, as moons do, had its effect and Hiram slid closer to her and patted her hand. \u201cMary,\u201d he began, \u201cy\u2019 know I got a clearin\u2019 over thar and a team an\u2019 a wagon an\u2019 some hawgs an\u2019 cows, an\u2019 I\u2019low to build me house this fall an\u2019\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Here he was interrupted by Mary\u2019s mother, who had awaken. \u201cMary,\u201d she called in a loud voice, \u201cis that young man thar yit?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Back came the answer, \u201cNo, Maw, but he\u2019s gettin\u2019 thar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'><i>\u2014Capper\u2019s Weekly<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>906<\/b><b> Epigram On Courtship<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Puppy love has sent many a young man to the dogs. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To marry a woman for her beauty is like buying a house for its paint. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The greatest salesman in the world is not a man\u2014it\u2019s a girl selling her boy friend the engagement ring! <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'>\u2014Maxwell Droke<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The teen-ager sent his girlfriend her first orchid with this note: \u201cWith all my love and most of my allowance.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\u201cTo lovers, even pockmarks look like dimples.\u201d <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'>\u2014Japanese<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heard during a news report on the radio: \u201cEfforts are being made to avert a threatened strike of stewardesses and pursuers.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A draftee claimed exemption on the grounds of poor eyesight\u2014and brought his wife along to prove it. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'><i>\u2014The Ohio Motorist<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the bakery department of a Dallas supermarket, a wedding cake was set out for shoppers with the sign: \u201cHe changed his mind. Have a piece of cake on us.\u201d <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'>\u2014Fort Worth <i>Star-Telegram<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>See also:<\/b> Divorces ; Marriages ; Matt. 24:38.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all. \u2014Luke 17:27 881 Longest Engagement Guinness\u2019 Records say that history\u2019s longest engagement lasted 67 years between Octavio Guillena and Adriana Martinez. 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