{"id":557,"date":"2016-08-15T22:57:22","date_gmt":"2016-08-16T03:57:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/craftiness\/"},"modified":"2016-08-15T22:57:22","modified_gmt":"2016-08-16T03:57:22","slug":"craftiness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/craftiness\/","title":{"rendered":"Craftiness"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:6.0pt;line-height:normal'><b>Three Eggs<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:3.0pt;text-indent:18.0pt;line-height: normal'>Two brothers were getting ready to boil some eggs to color for Easter. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:3.0pt;text-indent:18.0pt;line-height: normal'>\u201cI\u2019ll give you a dollar if you let me break three of these on your head,\u201d said the older one. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:3.0pt;text-indent:18.0pt;line-height: normal'>\u201cPromise?\u201d asked the younger. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:3.0pt;text-indent:18.0pt;line-height: normal'>\u201cPromise!\u201d Gleefully, the older boy broke two eggs over his brother\u2019s head. <\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:3.0pt;text-indent:18.0pt;line-height: normal'>Standing stiff for fear the gooey mess would get all over him, the little boy asked, \u201cWhen is the third egg coming?\u201d \u201cIt\u2019s not,\u201d replied the brother. \u201cThat would cost me a dollar.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:6.0pt;text-align:right; line-height:normal'>Source Unknown<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three Eggs Two brothers were getting ready to boil some eggs to color for Easter. \u201cI\u2019ll give you a dollar if you let me break three of these on your head,\u201d said the older one. \u201cPromise?\u201d asked the younger. \u201cPromise!\u201d Gleefully, the older boy broke two eggs over his brother\u2019s head. Standing stiff for fear &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/craftiness\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Craftiness&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}