{"id":5894,"date":"2016-08-16T03:48:08","date_gmt":"2016-08-16T08:48:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/brain-teasers\/"},"modified":"2016-08-16T03:48:08","modified_gmt":"2016-08-16T08:48:08","slug":"brain-teasers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/brain-teasers\/","title":{"rendered":"BRAIN\n  TEASERS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>Topics:<\/b> Doubt; God; Limitations; Mysteries; Questions<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>References:<\/b> Psalm 8:3\u20134; Isaiah 40:12\u201314; Romans 11:33\u201336<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'>If you\u2019re pondering the imponderables, here are more to add to the list:<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You tell a man there are 400 billion stars, and he\u2019ll believe you. But tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. Why?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why is the ground stuff called hamburger when it\u2019s made of beef?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you put suits in garment bags and put garments in suitcases?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why doesn\u2019t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why isn\u2019t there mouse-flavored cat food?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do they lock gas station bathrooms\u2014are they afraid someone will sneak in there and clean them?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are there five syllables in the word monosyllabic?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss instead of a near hit?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do banks charge you a nonsufficient funds fee on money they know you don\u2019t have?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are they called apartments when they\u2019re stuck together?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are they called buildings when they are already finished? Shouldn\u2019t we call them builts?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-top:0cm;margin-right:0cm;margin-bottom:0cm; margin-left:18.0pt;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent:-18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn\u2019t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>At birth the human brain weighs, on average, fourteen ounces. It usually reaches its maximum size at age fifteen (proving the size of the brain has nothing to do with intelligence level). At its maximum size, the brain weighs an average of forty-six ounces, slightly less than three pounds. In liquid measurement, that\u2019s about a Big Gulp from the soda machine at the local gas station.<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>There is no way for medical professionals to prove this, but the old theory was that we use only about 10 percent of our brain capacity. If that were true and we start out with only a Big Gulp in the first place, we\u2019re down to about a quarter-pounder with cheese by the time we\u2019re done. And we think that with our quarter-pounder with cheese, we\u2019re going to comprehend the infinite, decipher the mysteries of the millennia, and answer all the questions? Right!<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Isn\u2019t it logically impossible that we as finite creatures could ever fully understand the infinite?<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'>\u2014John Stumbo, \u201cGod\u2019s Sovereignty: The Ultimate Question,\u201d Preaching Today Audio, no. 202<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Topics: Doubt; God; Limitations; Mysteries; Questions References: Psalm 8:3\u20134; Isaiah 40:12\u201314; Romans 11:33\u201336 If you\u2019re pondering the imponderables, here are more to add to the list: \u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You tell a man there are 400 billion stars, and he\u2019ll believe you. But tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it. Why? \u2022&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/brain-teasers\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;BRAIN<br \/>\n  TEASERS&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5894"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5894\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}