{"id":5917,"date":"2016-08-16T03:48:14","date_gmt":"2016-08-16T08:48:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/hooked-on-a-car\/"},"modified":"2016-08-16T03:48:14","modified_gmt":"2016-08-16T08:48:14","slug":"hooked-on-a-car","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/hooked-on-a-car\/","title":{"rendered":"HOOKED\n  ON A CAR"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>Topics:<\/b> Envy; Greed; Materialism<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><b>References:<\/b> Proverbs 14:30; Colossians 3:5\u20136<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'>A hip young man bought one of the best cars around: a Ferrari GTO. He took it out for a spin and stopped at a red light. An old man on a moped pulled up next to him. The old man looked over at the sleek, shiny car and asked, \u201cWhat kind of car ya got there, sonny?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cA Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cThat\u2019s a lot of money,\u201d said the old man. \u201cWhy does it cost so much?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cBecause this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!\u201d said the young man proudly.<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cMind if I take a look inside?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cNo problem,\u201d replied the owner.<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The old man poked his head in the window and looked around. \u201cThat\u2019s a pretty nice car, all right!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Just then the light changed, and the driver decided to show the old man just what his car could do. He floored it, and within thirty seconds the speedometer read 160 miles per hour. Suddenly he noticed a dot in his rearview mirror. He slowed down to see what it could be, and\u2014<i>whoosh<\/i>\u2014something whipped by him going much faster.<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>\u201cWhat on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?\u201d the young man said to himself. Then, ahead of him, he saw a dot coming toward him. <i>Whoosh!<\/i> It went by again, heading the opposite direction\u2014and it looked like the old man on the moped.<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'><i>Couldn\u2019t be,<\/i> he thought. <i>How could a moped outrun a Ferrari?<\/i><\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Once more, though, he saw the dot in his rearview mirror, followed by a bang as the speeding object crashed into the back of his car.<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The young man jumped out and saw the old man lying on the pavement. He ran to him and asked, \u201cHow can I help?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The old man whispered, \u201cUnhook \u2026 my suspenders \u2026 from your side-view mirror.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>The moral of the story: Be careful what you admire!<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal align=right style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt; text-align:right;line-height:normal'>\u2014Brett Kays, Brownstown, Michigan<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Topics: Envy; Greed; Materialism References: Proverbs 14:30; Colossians 3:5\u20136 A hip young man bought one of the best cars around: a Ferrari GTO. He took it out for a spin and stopped at a red light. An old man on a moped pulled up next to him. The old man looked over at the sleek, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/hooked-on-a-car\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;HOOKED<br \/>\n  ON A CAR&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5917","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5917","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}