Topics:<\/b> Indifference; Marriage; Mortality; Relationships<\/p>\n
Reference:<\/b> Titus 2:4<\/p>\n
An old man was lying on his deathbed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chip cookies. He loved chocolate chip cookies more than anything in the world, so with his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed, struggled across the floor to the stairs, and headed down the stairs into the kitchen. There his wife was baking cookies.<\/p>\n
As he reached for one, his wife smacked him. \u201cLeave those alone,\u201d she said. \u201cThey\u2019re for the funeral!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u2014A Prairie Home Companion, \u201cFifth Annual Joke Show\u201d (April 1, 2000)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Topics: Indifference; Marriage; Mortality; Relationships Reference: Titus 2:4 An old man was lying on his deathbed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chip cookies. He loved chocolate chip cookies more than anything in the world, so with his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed, struggled across … Continue reading “NO
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