Computers<\/b><\/p>\n
The exec was making a presentation to the company board. \u201cComputers have allowed us to cut costs,\u201d he explained. \u201cWe expect even more dramatic improvements as computers become increasingly self-sufficient.\u201d He unveiled a large chart showing a man, a dog, and a computer. \u201cHere is our organization plan of the future.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWhat kind of plan is that?\u201d demanded a board member.<\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s simple,\u201d replied the exec. \u201cThe man\u2019s job is to feed the dog. The dog\u2019s job is to bite the man if he touches the computer.\u201d<\/p>\n
Contributed by Louis A. Mamakos, Reader\u2019s Digest, January 1996, p. 81<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Computers The exec was making a presentation to the company board. \u201cComputers have allowed us to cut costs,\u201d he explained. \u201cWe expect even more dramatic improvements as computers become increasingly self-sufficient.\u201d He unveiled a large chart showing a man, a dog, and a computer. \u201cHere is our organization plan of the future.\u201d \u201cWhat kind of … Continue reading “Obsolete”<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=976"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/976\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}