{"id":9985,"date":"2016-08-17T00:50:48","date_gmt":"2016-08-17T05:50:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/humoroff-color\/"},"modified":"2016-08-17T00:50:48","modified_gmt":"2016-08-17T05:50:48","slug":"humoroff-color","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/humoroff-color\/","title":{"rendered":"HUMOR:\nOFF-COLOR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>One of the most shocking things in the church is the dirty-mouthed Christian who always walks on the borderline. There is no place for borderline stories that embarrass some people, and there is nothing about sex or the human body that is funny if your mind is clean.<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>There was once a gathering of officers, and George Washington was present in the room. One of the young officers began to think about a dirty story that he wanted to tell, and he got a smirk on his face. He looked around and said, \u201cI\u2019m thinking of a story. I guess there are no ladies present.\u201d Washington straightened up and said, \u201cNo, young man, but there are gentlemen.\u201d The young officer shut his mouth and kept the dirty story inside his dirty head and heart.<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;text-indent: 18.0pt;line-height:normal'>Anything you could not tell with Jesus present, do not tell. Anything you could not laugh at were Jesus present, do not laugh at.<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'>Matthew 12:34\u201337; Ephesians 4:29; Ephesians 5:3\u20134; James 3:5\u20136<\/p>\n<p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal'><i>Rut, Rot or Revival: The Condition of the Church,<\/i> 61.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the most shocking things in the church is the dirty-mouthed Christian who always walks on the borderline. There is no place for borderline stories that embarrass some people, and there is nothing about sex or the human body that is funny if your mind is clean. There was once a gathering of officers, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/humoroff-color\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;HUMOR:<br \/>\nOFF-COLOR&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sermons"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.biblia.work\/sermons\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}