DEATH,
UNEXPECTED
A MAN who came to the Pearly Gates ran into Saint Peter. Saint Peter asked, “Tell me what good things you did in your lifetime.”
The man said, “Well, I can tell you about one thing I did. There was this biker who was stealing this old woman’s purse. I saw him stealing it and I grabbed him, and threw him to the ground in order to help the woman whose purse was being stolen.”
Saint Peter was impressed. “Wow! When did that happen?”
The man sheepishly said, “About two or three minutes ago.”192