DECEPTION,
COST OF

A GUY went to the doctor one day. He wanted to get a checkup, and the doctor did the traditional things. Then he brought in a little cat. The cat sniffed the guy, rubbed up against the guy, jumped on the guy’s lap, and then the cat left. The man got a bill for two hundred dollars. The guy called the doctor’s office immediately and said, “Two hundred dollars! What’s this for?

The doctor replied, “Fifty dollars is for my checking you, and the other 150 is for the cat-scan.”201