Home on the Range
(Sing to the tune of “Home on the Range”)
Oh, give me a bed, just a hospital bed and let me sleep all through the night. Whatever you do, please don’t wake me at two, let me sleep til the dawn’s early light.
First Chorus:
Sleep, glorious sleep, don’t wake me at three for a shot. Can’t you see, my dear nurse, that I’m just getting worse when you wake me at three on the dot?
How often at night do you turn on my light for a temp’rature check or a test, Then I lie here and toss, getting angry and cross, will I ever get some rest?
Second Chorus:
Sleep, glorious sleep, don’t wake me to wa-ash my face, Let me lie here asleep in a slumber so deep, or I’ll get out of this place.
You woke me at two, now I’m pleading with you, go away and just leave me alone, I don’t want to count sheep, I just want to sleep, if I need you I’ll call on the phone.
Third Chorus:
Sleep, glorious sleep, don’t wake me at three or at four, Let me sleep through the night til the dawn’s early light, and I’ll never come here any more!
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