Inevitable

Two Cars

Dr. Albert Schweitzer one evening at his hospital in Africa announced, “As you all know there are only two cars in a 75-mile radius. Today the inevitable happened. We will soon be working on the injured. If anyone wishes to work on the machines, he may.”

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Quigley’s Law

•      If you take off your right-hand glove in very cold weather, the key will be in your left-hand pocket.

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