1. Humanism says, “Isn’t man wonderful!”

2. Hedonism says, “Isn’t sin wonderful!”

3. Materialism says, “Isn’t money wonderful!”

4. Relativism says, “If it’s wonderful for you, that’s wonderful!”

5. Pragmatism says, “If it works, it’s wonderful!”

6. Universalism says, “There are no differences.”

7. Ecumenicism says, “Overlook the differences.”

8. Syncretism says, “Mix up all the differences.”

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