JUICED
ON JESUS

Topics: Anointing; Christian Life; Divine Power; Experiencing God; Holy Spirit; Jesus Christ; New Life; Sports

References: Isaiah 40:31; Joel 2:28–29; John 7:37–39; Ephesians 5:18

At age forty-seven, Julio Franco became the oldest player in major league baseball history to hit a home run. A week later, on April 27, 2006, he became the oldest player in ninety-seven years to steal a base.

With a cloud of skepticism surrounding the sport, Franco’s longevity has met suspicion from players and outsiders who doubt that he has stayed in top shape through natural training alone. In 2004, retired outfielder Andy Van Slyke accused Franco of using steroids. Franco’s response demonstrated the true source of his remarkable life: “Tell Andy Van Slyke he’s right—I’m on the best juice there is. I’m juiced up every day, and the name of my juice is Jesus. I’m on his power, his wisdom, his understanding. Andy Van Slyke is right, but the thing he didn’t mention was what kind of steroids I’m on. Next time you talk to him, tell him the steroid I’m on is Jesus of Nazareth.”

—“It Wasn’t All Bad,” The Week (May 5, 2006)