Joke
The devil challenged St. Peter to a baseball game.
“How can you win, Satan?” asked St. Peter. “All the famous ballplayers are up here.”
“How can I lose?” answered Satan. “All the umpires are down here.”
Source unknown
Ins and Outs
The baseball season is upon us and an office manager we know passes along this explanation of the game, given to her by her grandson:
You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s on the side that’s in goes out and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. When three men are out, the side that’s out come in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out. When both sides have been in and out nine times, including the not outs, that’s the end of the game.
Bits & Pieces, April 30, 1992
How Much Action
Dick Wade, a Kansas City sportswriter, once decided to find out exactly how much “action” occurred in a baseball game. So, on June 21, 1956, he took a stopwatch to a game between the Kansas City Athletics and Washington Senators and counted the time it took a ball to leave the pitcher’s hand until it arrived at home plate; then on all hit balls, he let the clock run until the batter was either out or safe. The total “action” during the two-hour, 28-minute game was 8. 5 minutes. Kansas City won, 15–6.
Tom Peters in Philadelphia Inquirer